How you know you've grown-up

2006-05-27T06:47:00.000-07:00

10 signs you've grown-up...

1)You arrive home past midnight and no one gives a damn.

2)Most people think you can drive.

3)You can buy alcohol without an ID check.

4)You no longer have to worry about NC16 or M18 movies.

5)You can eat ice-cream for dinner and no one will stop you.

6)You buy the things you need 1st before buying the things you want.

7)'Toys' have other uses.

8)Playing nurse brings around other ideas.

9)People stare at you when you go on the kiddy ride outside the supermarket.

10)You get stuck sliding down the tunnel slide at the playground.

feeling:older than your grandma's wedding gown
listening to:Kingdom for a heart by Sonata Artica

norider

2006-05-27T06:41:00.000-07:00

GHOSTRIDER in cinemas 27th Feb 2007

GO-RIDER... at playground near you

The skinny world of the 21st century

2006-05-20T08:12:00.000-07:00

Finally...
After a... what...1/2 year break from blogging...
Im back
...
yea...
Lately me & ann have been talking about today's skinny lian society
And now i will be one more of the millions of bloggers who write about this.
Heck what do I care.
Anyway...
Its like
" Guess what?! I havent eaten for 3 days! *giggle*... Gawd I'm sho' cute"
And oh yea... the 'carbs are evil' fad

come on.. you call this hot?--->>
(personally I think a toothpick'd have more boobs than that)

Now she's hot--->>

Unfortunately i was in that fad before
rice is evil...pass that celery stick
What the fucking fuck was I thinking
Carbohydrates are essential to our system.
Don't believe me?
Pick up that damn secondary school bio textbook of yours and read it.
We need that energy man...
They say Singaporean women need better jobs and stuff
I say they need more food
Recently I was reading a magazine...
In which i dare not mention in 'fear' of getting sued
which i can't afford as i am a poor student with limited allowances.
There was an article in it about the rising cases of eating disorders in today's society.
I was happy...thinking to myself
"FINALLY! They're finally discussing in magazine's this crap."
(flips page)
"XXXXXX slimming centre!!! Astonishing results!!!"
...
So much for that
Anyway... moving to another topic.
Ann (yes her again) was talking to me about this Japanese pop
singer who keeps fainting on stages...
liek halfway through the show...he blacks out...
cause it overtires himself
quote (maryannosaur):
"Yea apparently he was skipping along on the stage and fell down...hee hee hee"
wtf
Yet i hear female fans throw their underwear on stage at the fella.
Man...
that fella doesnt need your stinking underwear...
throw him some tigerbalm intead
He can at least use that to stay consious.
Then you can get your proper $90 worth of concert without seeing him topple off the platform.
You might as go to a bar for $10 and see drunk men topple all over the place.
see... now isnt that more worth it?
You pay one 10th the price to see more people go
unconscious
You do the math.
...
I'll leave you all with that thought now
while i go bum around...
Now pass me that waffle sundae

Feeling: Yawn
Listening to: Croatian Rhapsody by Maksim

NEW BLOG

2006-05-19T08:13:00.000-07:00

BOOYAH!!!
i have a new blog!
and its late
im tired
i'll entertain you maggots with an entry tomorrow
hush...

calling 1900-CRIMSON-190586... ...

How you know you've grown-up

norider

The skinny world of the 21st century

NEW BLOG